Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Unicorn poop for the unicorn lover in your family

Brach's Miniature Unicorn Jelly Beans


Unicorn Jelly Beans
Unicorn Jelly Beans
I have it on good authority that unicorns poop candy. My good authority is a six-year-old girl; is there anyone more authoritative?  Whatever the case, Brach’s must’ve heard the same thing: that’s probably why one of their two special jelly bean offerings for this year is Unicorn Jelly Beans. It’s a companion to Dragon Jelly Beans, which are presumably named on the authority of a six-year-old boy. Never mind the sexist notion…