Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Unicorn poop for the unicorn lover in your family

Brach's Miniature Unicorn Jelly Beans


Unicorn Jelly Beans
Unicorn Jelly Beans
I have it on good authority that unicorns poop candy. My good authority is a six-year-old girl; is there anyone more authoritative?  Whatever the case, Brach’s must’ve heard the same thing: that’s probably why one of their two special jelly bean offerings for this year is Unicorn Jelly Beans. It’s a companion to Dragon Jelly Beans, which are presumably named on the authority of a six-year-old boy. Never mind the sexist notion…

Friday, April 12, 2019

When the dragon breathes...

Brach's Dragon Jelly Beans


Dragon jelly beans
Brach's dragon jelly beans
With Easter only a few days away, I’m having a heckuva time keeping up ith all the different bags of jelly beans that show up on store shelves. At the moment, there are three different open bags on the shelf and a fourth is waiting to be opened. And I haven’t even bought any Unicorn Jelly Beans yet!